OH OOPS HI I SKIPPED SO WHAT LOL no I'm sorry please love me

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two... weeks? or is it three?
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IM SORRY
to no one in particular cuz lol I dunno who reads this
SORRY TO ME THEN
I just- hey- I can explain!
Okay, so on the first week I didn't update, the internet kinda went real shitty and there was nothing I could do about it, and then I waited for the next weekend, and we had to take care of two absolutely adorable corgis for a week so I was kinda busy fawning over them, then third week came, today, and here I am!

Amazing story if I say so myself.

So uh how are you?
good? good..

oh!

sO

I had already submitted my portfolio for the university and the digital design major on September 30th, but I went to the talk on October 9th and sat for almost two hours, cringing as I realised I should have waited a little more, I learned so freaking much and now I'm crazy nervous!! I re-checked my portfolio once I got back and I notices so much grammar issues. I was swearing up a storm when I saw my own mistakes, it's so stupid. The marker hates grammar mistakes and clichés like 'ever since I was little' and 'art is my life' bullshit and UGHHGHGHHGHG I was just trying to be honest with my portfolio ;;;;-;;;;

And also, I had been staring at the EB games website wanting to get Legend Of Zelda Link between worlds (it said it was in stock! bonus- CLEARANCE SALES!!!) but once I got there, well, THE DIDNT FUCKING HAVE IT

the guy said 'oh we don't update the website much' YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT THIS IS YOUR FUCKING JOB DO IT BETTER FUCKING PIECE COCK SUCKING LIMP WAISTED LAMP HUMPING EAGLE JERKING TITTY FUCK

And so after standing in my corner rather angry, emotional, upset and very frustrated, I was determined to at least buy something. I brought an envelope of money, AND I PLAN TO USE IT

So I bought a Link amiibo and pre-ordered the LOZ game; Triforce heroes.

So there's that.
Oh and ALSO
ARMAGEDDON SLOWLY APPROACHES
even more so
PAPA IS COMING BACK FROM CHINAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jk

Is this a dream or is this a dream>????????!!>? speaking of dreams...

Ladies and gentlemen we are on schedule!
I'm so proud.
It's the little things that count :D

In the topic of being on time, I actully wrote the 'title' for this post yesterday. So writing my blog right now... I have no idea what the title is about.
Oh!
I think I was talking about how its a dream that I posted on time...?
Yeah.
That must be it.

And speaking of dreams! I'm on my periodddddddddddd~!
How is this relevant you ask? Well, it usually drains my energy on the first day and makes me feel sick and tired, so I ended up taking a nap. Its usually lasts for an hour or more, and I hate these afternoon naps. Because what happens is that I wake up confused, unaware of time and space, wandering how time I've lost, what happened and where everybody is. The first thing I always do when it happens is always call out for someone. Yesterday when I woke I called out for my mum, totally confused and scared. That's the thing about these naps. It rejuvenates me but it makes me feel worried, confused, lonely and scared. So after wandering around my house calling after my mum, I settled down and did whatever I did yesterday.
Is it just me that gets this? This, confusion?
hmm

Another note worthy thing is that I found some nicely priced Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time 3ds games on amazon and I am desperate for them. With Papa in china, the economy is different in money value and I'm praying like crazy that he buys it for me. I've already begged for it on kakao and after making my clear statement of 'If you don't buy it, I won't love you anymore. I'll hate you.", he agreed to buy it. After that I told him I loved him with shit loads of emoticons.
See that? That's how you get what you want. you give them the stick then the carrot. In my case, harass, threaten, then compliment. Throw the plate and the cutlery before you throw the cake.
Actually, I threw the cupcakes first, and when that didn't work, I did the other stuff.

Threats are the best, especially if the other person values what you threaten.
And that's all for today!
Other than cutting my finger while cutting onions and wasting my time on the city because some bullshit people and feeling shit about my 'art', there really is nothing to report on with my silly excuse for a life.
merrrrp
man who really reads my shit?

The creation of a blog

They say the best way to start off anything is always best with some toilet humour, but since I can't think of any, I guess I'm off to a bad start.

Living in New Zealand is excellent. We have all the finest comforts, such as the lack of insulation in many homes, high prices of homes, the inability for many people to buy homes; basically living in a house is darn expensive.

The education is great here. We have little knowledge of the history of many other countries other than ours, and we all know the history of New Zealand is a great conversation starter when speaking to the rest of the world. If an American started a conversation about his patriotic nation, in all honesty I would be enraptured.

I hope my sarcasm is clearly shown dripping all over the words, except for the american history part, I would love a conversation regarding that.

I feel like I'm going off in a tangent. What am I even talking about. I guess this is the basic taste of the format of all my blogs. A stream of thoughts that go through my head uninterrupted. Great, no one's going to read my s**t.

I guess the best way to finish is informing you - you somehow reading this - and by you I mean I don't know, whoever is reading this I guess? - of why I started a blog.

Well, if you're going to struggle about the minutiae things, its best to share with others, right?

Welp that's it, have a lovely day everyone.

Oh and my sister asked me what year it was. I should have said it was 2002 or something.