Friday, 9 October 2015

OH OOPS HI I SKIPPED SO WHAT LOL no I'm sorry please love me

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two... weeks? or is it three?
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IM SORRY
to no one in particular cuz lol I dunno who reads this
SORRY TO ME THEN
I just- hey- I can explain!
Okay, so on the first week I didn't update, the internet kinda went real shitty and there was nothing I could do about it, and then I waited for the next weekend, and we had to take care of two absolutely adorable corgis for a week so I was kinda busy fawning over them, then third week came, today, and here I am!

Amazing story if I say so myself.

So uh how are you?
good? good..

oh!

sO

I had already submitted my portfolio for the university and the digital design major on September 30th, but I went to the talk on October 9th and sat for almost two hours, cringing as I realised I should have waited a little more, I learned so freaking much and now I'm crazy nervous!! I re-checked my portfolio once I got back and I notices so much grammar issues. I was swearing up a storm when I saw my own mistakes, it's so stupid. The marker hates grammar mistakes and clichés like 'ever since I was little' and 'art is my life' bullshit and UGHHGHGHHGHG I was just trying to be honest with my portfolio ;;;;-;;;;

And also, I had been staring at the EB games website wanting to get Legend Of Zelda Link between worlds (it said it was in stock! bonus- CLEARANCE SALES!!!) but once I got there, well, THE DIDNT FUCKING HAVE IT

the guy said 'oh we don't update the website much' YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT THIS IS YOUR FUCKING JOB DO IT BETTER FUCKING PIECE COCK SUCKING LIMP WAISTED LAMP HUMPING EAGLE JERKING TITTY FUCK

And so after standing in my corner rather angry, emotional, upset and very frustrated, I was determined to at least buy something. I brought an envelope of money, AND I PLAN TO USE IT

So I bought a Link amiibo and pre-ordered the LOZ game; Triforce heroes.

So there's that.
Oh and ALSO
ARMAGEDDON SLOWLY APPROACHES
even more so
PAPA IS COMING BACK FROM CHINAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jk